Saturday, February 11, 2017

Corny

Corny, but it will make you smile:

I just filled up my tank at the gas station. As I walked to the store to pay for my gas, I saw two police officers looking at a woman who was smoking while pumping gas .

I'm thinking, "What a fool!!" And the police right there!

I went in to grab something to drink and while I was checking out I hear someone screaming. I looked outside and that woman's arm was on fire!

She was freaking out! She was tossing and waving her arm around...just going crazy!

I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground. They were putting the fire out with an extinguisher.

I went back into the store to get my drink and when I turned around, I saw them handcuffing her. I wondered what in the world was really going on!

So, being the concerned citizen that I am, asked the cops what they were arresting her for; figuring that whatever she had done, catching her arm on fire was punishment enough.

One cop looked straight at me and said, "FOR WAVING A FIRE ARM."

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